Pens on the rocks!

Ain’t no big surprise

They come out flat

and that’s their demise.

Got everything to lose

We ain’t the Blues

The Devils’re on the rise.

Crosby gave it his heart

gave it his soul.

Malkin was nowhere

this team is not whole.

Fleury was gone

now all I want is a smile.

First the Panthers score

man on a weak rebound.

Suddenly the Pens are down two

In the F-L-A.

And when Malone scored

we thought we had em.

But it was all for nothing at all

Left with our tail between our legs.

We all know the song.

Pens on the rocks!

Ain’t no big surprise.

Gill is a hack

I tell you no lies.

Florida is gone,

now all I want is a smile.